Note: This ‘article’ was written using an AI and I guess it’s kind of funny so we’re posting it. We haven’t edited it all. We **WISH** Kari Lake was a communist. But she’s not. She’s a fascist. You can try this yourself at: https://6b.eleuther.ai/ The prompt we used: Kari Lake cannot become governor. It would...
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November is already halfway over and the only good holiday—Halloween—is a distant memory. Nothing to look forward to except shitty family get-togethers and a capitalistic holiday invented by Coca Cola that somehow has to do with a Jewish baby. But with The Cult of the Yellow Sign’s newest cultist incantations come glitchy and wavy in...
If you can’t answer YES to all of the following questions, it is my belief that your moral compass is severely out of whack and you should seek professional help or read a goddamn book.
Hey, happy valentine's day! This year our proverbial 'box of chocolates' comes in the form of this brand spankin' new Andy Warpigs video. What's it about? I don't fucking know, you tell me....
Their debut album is chill-out music incarnate, a harmonious mix of funk, jazz, and post-trip hop. Bouncy keys and bass brings the funk, while low and mellow vocals — both sampled and those of Torrey and Amanda — overlay the beats.
AZ is trending because a bunch of jerks are sad some old perv lost his job, meanwhile the police are relocating the homeless so you don’t have to deal with them…. https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix/2018/01/02/phoenix-declares-roosevelt-row-homeless-camp-illegal/998466001/ For more Phoenix coverage that doesn’t suck, follow PHX SUX on Suckbook and that tweety website for Twits. Read more from PHX SUX:...
We understand a simple explanation does not go far enough in this situation, so the decision has been made to remove the band “Slowpoke” from this event. At the time of this posting, the remaining bands are discussing whether the event should take place at all.
"Violations of the student code of conduct that threaten these conditions, such as sexual misconduct, are among the most serious and warrant a commensurate response."
