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How I Learned To Love Phoenix By Flirting With Seattle

How I Learned To Love Phoenix By Flirting With Seattle

A visit to Seattle reminds our writer about what's REALLY great about living in Phoenix.
Exploded View paid tribute to Tony Conrad with a Mind-Altering Night of Music & Movies

Exploded View paid tribute to Tony Conrad with a Mind-Altering Night of Music & Movies

Tucson's Exploded View Microcinema celebrated the life of experimental filmmaker and musician Tony Conrad with a tribute concert & a screening of a documentary on his fascinating life. Our correspondent drove down from PHX to check it out.
Sugar Skulls, Dead Cats, And Rotting Scenes At The All Souls Procession

Sugar Skulls, Dead Cats, And Rotting Scenes At The All Souls Procession

Our correspondent walked the streets of Tucson during their annual All Souls Procession. What strange sights did he see? What kind of ghosts haunted his imagination? Read on and find out.
Why Are the Names of Phoenix Suburbs So Shitty?

Why Are the Names of Phoenix Suburbs So Shitty?

The name Phoenix is nothing short of kickass, layered in meaning and metaphor. So why do all the other names for cities in Maricopa County fucking suck?
Tempe 311 App Overtaken by Anonymous Snitch

Tempe 311 App Overtaken by Anonymous Snitch

The neighborhoods Gilliland and Holdeman (two neighborhoods who do not have HOAs) seem to be the primary target in the mass reporting.
The Tempe Sitting Ordinance Protest Proved Mill Ave Sux

The Tempe Sitting Ordinance Protest Proved Mill Ave Sux

Maybe you've heard about this bullshit ordinance Tempe passed that makes it illegal to sit on the sidewalk. This is a bill that is quite clearly targeted toward homeless people, because, well, no one else sits on the sidewalk really.
Fuck This Hillary Clinton Car From Bisbee

Fuck This Hillary Clinton Car From Bisbee

Look at this piece of shit car we saw in Bisbee. Kinda illustrates a lot wrong with that town: rich white people that think they're creative.
Wait, So You Hate Phoenix?

Wait, So You Hate Phoenix?

Nope.