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Kari Lake Cannot Become Governor

Kari Lake Cannot Become Governor

Note: This ‘article’ was written using an AI and I guess it’s kind of funny so we’re posting it. We haven’t edited it all. We **WISH** Kari Lake was a communist. But she’s not. She’s a fascist. You can try this yourself at: https://6b.eleuther.ai/ The prompt we used: Kari Lake cannot become governor. It would...
Quiz: Is John McCain Really An American 'Hero?'

Quiz: Is John McCain Really An American ‘Hero?’

If you can’t answer YES to all of the following questions, it is my belief that your moral compass is severely out of whack and you should seek professional help or read a goddamn book.
Rich Rodriguez Fired for Sexual Misconduct

Rich Rodriguez Fired for Sexual Misconduct

AZ is trending because a bunch of jerks are sad some old perv lost his job, meanwhile the police are relocating the homeless so you don’t have to deal with them…. 
Holiday Plans Change Due To Ad Placement Controversy

Holiday Plans Change Due To Ad Placement Controversy

We understand a simple explanation does not go far enough in this situation, so the decision has been made to remove the band “Slowpoke” from this event. At the time of this posting, the remaining bands are discussing whether the event should take place at all.
Pigs On Phoenix Light Rail

Pigs On Phoenix Light Rail

They added cops to assist security on the light rail in case you haven’t seen that yet. Yup. They’ve gone from the obnoxious guards, to harassing homeless people, to packing them trains full of pork like baggies of Lil’ Smokies.
ASU Rapist Expelled From School Permanently

ASU Rapist Expelled From School Permanently

"Violations of the student code of conduct that threaten these conditions, such as sexual misconduct, are among the most serious and warrant a commensurate response."
Officer Philip Brailsford Walks in Murder of Daniel Shaver

Officer Philip Brailsford Walks in Murder of Daniel Shaver

By refusing to hold politicians and police accountable for their crimes, the American public endorses the slide toward an authoritarian police state. Vladimir Putin and Adolf Hitler would be proud.
Goth Boy Clique 4evr: Lil Peep Remembered

Goth Boy Clique 4evr: Lil Peep Remembered

New School rapper Lil Peep died Wednesday night in Arizona. Our desert hellscape has claimed the life of a rising artist, who was an inspiration to the misanthropes and outcasts living under this rock of a city.
Downtown Phoenix Protest of Donald Trump (live coverage by PHX SUX)

Downtown Phoenix Protest of Donald Trump (live coverage by PHX SUX)

Do you think the 45th president is enabling fascism even more than former heads of state have? We at PHX SUX see the argument, and have some reporters on the street today. Stay safe out there…   As of 4:00 AZ TIME:   As of 5:00 AZ TIME As of 5:40 AZ TIME Protesters on...
Is Your Band Rental Space In AZ Racist?

Is Your Band Rental Space In AZ Racist?

Is your band renting a rehearsal space in Arizona? You may very well be renting from a white nationalist or Nazi sympathizer. Check to see where your money is really going.