The Arizona Diamondbacks Can Suck a Baseball Bat-Sized Phallus
If you do decide to throw the ultimate hissy fit and sue Maricopa County for refusing to renovate Chase Field, you’ll be happy to know that your attendance will continue to drop because people are tired of letting local and federal governments fuck with their money.
Guns, Tuition, & Fear: Considering an International Student Perspective
The international students I teach were scared. These horrific murders would scare anyone, but imagine confronting these realities as an outsider here, without a support system and with little understanding of why this keeps happening in the country you’ve chosen to call home for four years … Why do we always choose the easiest path...
Baggin’ the Anti-Baggers
Actions need to be taken to reduce pollution and use of single-use bags. With 95% of Arizonans simply trashing their plastic bags, it’s clear that we can’t be entrusted to make the best decisions when it comes to conservation.
That Time I Found An Owl Walking Around Phoenix
Excitement filled my mind with every step home. I have an owl! Should I keep it? Train it to attack my enemies? Teach it to deliver parcels? So many options.
The Greatest Concert Venue Of All Time Is In Phoenix.
There aren’t many favorable things I have to say about my twenty-three years growing up in The Valley of the Sun. There is one locality however, that I will forever long for an analogy. That place is Ak-Chin Pavilion (formerly known as the Desert Sky Pavilion, Blockbuster Desert Sky Pavilion, Cricket Pavilion, Cricket Wireless Pavilion,...
